Dear Freind, my name is Field Marshal Bamadilli Fasirante. I am the C & C of the Nigerian armed forces. I have a proposal for you...that is favorable to both of us. I propose we open a Pizza chain company in Nigeria called Podesta Roma Pizza. You invest only $55 million and I will invest the $300 million from the Nigerian government funds. BUT your share in the profits will be 60%， and we only take 50%. ...OK, OK. Then we use the profits from the Podesta Roma Pizza to send some of our best children to the USA on education scholarships...especially children between the age of 3--12 years of age. Do you know that some of the best achieving students at American universities are Nigerian...yes, yes...ok ok.
Also the profits from the surplus funds can be used to influence the government, where I am your representative for any mineral business investment ventures in the whole country, and if and when the situation requires a military takeover to make the country clean and successful.
Field Marshal Bamadilli Fasirante.