Cliff Richard quizzed by South Yorkshire Police over child-abuse claims

By thecolemanexperience

Beloved singer, Cliff Richard, has finally been interviewed under caution by South Yorkshire Police.
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According to the Mail:
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” Sir Cliff Richard was interviewed yesterday by detectives investigating claims that he sexually assaulted a schoolboy at a Christian rally almost three decades ago – and denied the allegation.
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The veteran star returned to Britain and voluntarily met officers from South Yorkshire Police but was not arrested or charged, said his spokesman.
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He ‘entered South Yorkshire police premises by arrangement,’ said a statement released by the force, and was interviewed under caution.
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It is claimed that he assaulted a youngster under the age of 16 at an event held by American evangelist Billy Graham at Sheffield United’s Bramall Lane stadium in 1985.
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The development comes nine days after a controversial raid by police on the 73-year-old’s £3.1 million Berkshire apartment that was broadcast live on the BBC.
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Last night his spokesman said: ‘Sir Cliff Richard voluntarily met with and was interviewed by members of South Yorkshire Police. He was not arrested or charged.”
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Of course, as the country’s leading Christian figure we can have full confidence that Cliff told investigating officers the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help him God.
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In fact , all he need do now to restore his tarnished image is to make a solemn oath, Bible in hand, and proclaim the following:
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” I, Cliff Richard ( b.Harry Webb):
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Have never visited the Elm Guest House and used the pseudonym, Kitty.
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I have never been involved in any inappropriate activities with any youngster at anytime, ever.
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I had absolutely no involvement with the death of Jill Dando.
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I know nothing about the VIP paedophile ring linked to the BBC, government and royalty.
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During my 50-year career I have never once been arrested by any police force either in the UK or abroad.
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I have not hoodwinked my fans, Jimmy Savile style, by pretending to be something I’m not.
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I am exactly who I’ve said I am for the past half-century:
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A celibate, heterosexual, Christian singer with a penchant for ill-fitting wigs and tight trousers.”
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Of relevant interest....why did he renounce his British citizenship, the country which has made him so famous and worth $100 million over a 50 year career?
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What are his activities in Portugal?
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What was his relationship with the homosexual criminals the Kray Twins...does he know about their rent boy networks from the 1950's, 1960's and 1970's?
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What was his relationship with the pedophile lord Boothby?
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Did he have any relationship with Tony Blair?
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What was his relationship with Jimmy Saville?

Go on Cliff.
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You know God wants you to.